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sober cringe

'sober cringe' is a literal idiom for avoiding cringe at all costs, that means that sb. with 'sober cringe' will intentionally block every single cringey item he/she sees at instant.
" Mark is sober cringe. He literally hates and avoids cringe at all costs. Mad respect. "
by Those Nuts November 16, 2023
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Indiana Sober

Indiana Sober is huffing nitrous oxide and listening to John Cougar Mellancamp on repeat
We've lost him. He's been Indiana Sober for years and he ain't changing.
by Lombard King October 10, 2025
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Sober

I am sober because I can stand up without falling down

I am sober because I can make my own cheese wrap
by Plymuni23 October 5, 2023
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Berlin Sober

When you're avoiding alcohol completely, but continuing to take any and all other drugs.

Practiced by millenial party-goers desperately trying to get a handle on their rabid alcoholism, or more intuitively by zoomers who don't drink much anyway.

Actually pretty great.
"Klaus was doing dry January, but I think they've developed a ket addiction"

"Ah they must be going Berlin Sober"
by theloneliestmonk January 6, 2025
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Blackout Sober

When a person is always inebriated and, once sober, cannot recall any experiences that they have had; unless they are high/drunk in any way.
Danny knew he was screwed for his test, because all of finals week he had been smoking PCP while he studied, and now he was Blackout Sober and can't remember what to wright on the test.
by can find a name.nothingworks September 28, 2017
mugGet the Blackout Sobermug.

sober diver

Some guy who takes advantage of a female friend by being the sober guy, who has been friend-zoned, that creeps at a bar, club, or after party, until the female is intoxicated enough to feel comfortable to agree to leave with him.
That dude doesnt drink and always gets laid, yea, hes a sober diver.
by anonymous November 1, 2017
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scared sober

when you’re under the influence and encountered by someone who’s not supposed to know.. all of a sudden you feel sober
“Man, when my mom walked into my room I was scared sober”
by greenbeansyes4 September 17, 2022
mugGet the scared sobermug.

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