Person 1- “Yeah I gave up alcohol , now it’s just bean rippers (nugs of coke) and brownies for this guy”. Person 2 -“ that’s not really sober” - person 1 - “it’s called Sinaloa sober - Susan!
by El el fetches June 2, 2022

Person 1: “wanna do a shot?”
Person 2: “I can’t I’m Las Vegas sober, let’s do a line in the bathroom though!”
Person 2: “I can’t I’m Las Vegas sober, let’s do a line in the bathroom though!”
by oglimekiller March 31, 2025

I am sober because I can stand up without falling down
I am sober because I can make my own cheese wrap
I am sober because I can make my own cheese wrap
by Plymuni23 October 5, 2023

by Lombard King October 10, 2025

D’Aydrian Harding fan: Yo D’Aydrian I'm Insert years sober because of your content!
D’Aydrian Harding: Let's take a picture!
D’Aydrian Harding: Remember guys, always Stay Sober!
D’Aydrian Harding: Let's take a picture!
D’Aydrian Harding: Remember guys, always Stay Sober!
by I'm a LeBonBon Glazer! March 22, 2025

When a person is always inebriated and, once sober, cannot recall any experiences that they have had; unless they are high/drunk in any way.
Danny knew he was screwed for his test, because all of finals week he had been smoking PCP while he studied, and now he was Blackout Sober and can't remember what to wright on the test.
by can find a name.nothingworks September 28, 2017
