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you wanna see something funny?

When you see someone comment on your post that you made on tiktok (particularly a namjoon or yoongi fan) and they say "you wanna see something funny?" that's when to ditch your phone and go to a different country or just change everything about you because you messed up once they say that.
*you make a video saying bts are flops*

a min later "you wanna see something funny?" *looks at their pfp and sees its namjoon stan*

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we should do something sometime

When used by a guy on a chick, means he digs her and wants to ask her out, but is too pround/chickened to ask.

However, when the same phrase is employed by a chick, its more like a polite way to say "i'm not really interested."
Guy, "hey you're pretty cool. We should do something sometime"

Girl, "Sure, we should do something sometime."

yogurt or something 

1. Yogurt or something, something or yogurt. A type of mystery dessert served at some restaurants. No one actually knows what yogurt or something is. When you ask what is on the dessert menu and the response is "yogurt or something," watch your butt.

2. A general and random expletive used to incur nonsense or absurdity.

to run circles around something 

Philly cheesesteaks run circles around prunes and stale bread.

Take something at face value 

To accept something exactly the way it appears to be.
Take something at face value: I don't know whether I can take her story at face value, but I will assume that she is not lying.

truss something up 

(Named after Liz Truss, shortest serving UK pm)

Euphemism for to f*ck something up so completely it's shameful.
Dude did you just Truss something up? Or am I dreaming?

"There's something I need to tell you" drama 

Typical (usually teen) melodrama where nearly every episode includes the phrase "There's something I need to tell you". The "something" usually involves a previous lie, backstab, pregnancy, or other misdeed.
"I can't believe I just watched 7 episodes of 90210 in a row!"
"That's pretty sad... what do you think is wrong with you?"
"I don't know... I think I'm addicted to "There's something I need to tell you" dramas."