smietanko

A coke smoking hippie who pretends to understand Physics. Often seen with more than one woman in his arms in a single night.

I saw that smietanko last night... I heard he quang'd some chick

by Redcliffe2010 May 27, 2010

Shift Blocking

The act of a boss or manager scheduling you for certain shifts so that you avoid working along side someone you are trying to have sex with. Cock blocking you by giving you bad shifts.

Man, there's this new girl at work who is so hot! But I never work with her, my manager is always shift blocking me.

by Shambles299 October 3, 2011

skiftle

spelt like Skifftle, and same meaning, A small amount of weed, usually enough for a bowl or two to get a buddy by.

Bones, Got a Skiftle?

by Muffinmunchking January 15, 2014

smiffler

**Almighty

Known for smiling through tears -Hence the nickname "smiffler" --Smiling/Sniffling

The Ghost boy was Smiffling when his best Friend made a FOOl out of herself He then be came the Almighty Smiffler

by Ghost boy June 12, 2016

shift it

Get a move on, get going, hurry up.

No heroics Bruce, c'mon now! Shift it!

by HenricLadson September 1, 2017

Skifton

not really a definition

Skifton as a teacher sucks ass

by Inforestly June 20, 2018

Shift Bitch

The employee who is usually asked/ told by management to fill in for coworkers who call in sick or are otherwise unavailable to work their originally assigned shift.

Employee 1: Damn man, I’m pulling double shifts twice this week because everybody else punked out.

Employee 2: Haha, looks like you’re the official shift bitch at this place!

by ElFume May 30, 2019