Alabama Bemis Slash

When the female (preferably your cousin) cuts a slice at the edge of the penis and dips it into her Bemis brand toilet. After, the female sneezes all over the already moist penis and puts rubber bands all around it until it starts to turn purple. The male then jerks off and jizzes into the Bemis brand toilet and leaves it in there for about 2 weeks.

Bobby: I just met up with my cousin, Marie Sue, and I gave her the ol' Alabama Bemis Slash!
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record

by bigmoist1 June 11, 2018

The adventure of flaren and shosh

A children’s show about these two space monkeys and their adventures in the universe. They are brightly colored farmers.

“Dude have you seen the new episode of the adventure of flaren and shosh it was rad”

by Licknrn October 13, 2021

sloshed

a term used to describe someone who is in a high level of intoxication. can also be used to describe an intense makeout session, as long as you are refering to an intense makeout that happened while drunk.

"man i got so sloshed last night, it was rediculous"
"i was hellof drunk and we sloshed for a good 10 minutes"

by lanelane February 12, 2007

sloshed

it's a description of what happens to your beer when you try to pick it up. If you don't spill it, when attempting to move it between the table and your face, you aren't sloshed.

Your friend orders another round of beer and rather then consuming any only manages to pour it down their front. They are sloshed

by Karl Vollmer November 12, 2008

sloshing

(v) waiting until it has snowed an assload and then melted down into slush just so you can go out in your car and speed through the huge drifts of slush spraying it onto other cars. Master sloshers can slosh so well the victim will need to get out of his/her car to wipe the their windshield off with their arm.

Isn't that annoying blonde chick with the glasses you just said hi to the one we hit last time we went sloshing. DUDE she was totally pissed, we got her so good she had to wipe her windshield off with her sleeve!

by YeoYoungLee October 21, 2010

slash

to pull fist into mid torso, like a chicken wing, and strike a person or an animal.

Monzelle kicked his dog like a coward spit at his favorite plant like a whorticulturist and slashed his poor unsuspecting as she baked the violent sleepwalking child his go to cake.

by provider44 January 16, 2010

Shosholoza

an Ndebele folk song that originated in Zimbabwe but was popularized in South Africa. The song is a traditional South African folk song that was sung by Ndebele all-male migrant workers that were working in the South African mines in a call and response style.

I sung Shosholoza with the native South African ladies in the kitchen today, where I work as a dishwasher

by nixy000000 July 21, 2014