Barefoot Skunk

barefoot skunk is a phrase so offense and obscure that legally we cannot reveal its meaning.

-“Hey AJ I was kidding about telling my mom about barefoot skunk”
-“Are you sure, it seemed pretty real to me”
-“No I am serious, I did not. You got pranked”

by barefootskunk42069 December 14, 2019

Skunk's foot

The opposite of a rabbit's foot. An unlucky charm.

When I play cards or slots with my wife I always lose - she is a real skunk's foot.

by bosmo November 15, 2016

Hitting the skunk

Passing an obnoxiously smelling fart that lingers for a long period of time.

(Credit to phrase original maker Dr. Khan, Buckhannon Wv.)

Honey, you were just in the bathroom and it’s bad. Did you hit the skunk?
I had a lot of wings today, it is probably gonna really hit the skunk.

I was in the elevator the other day and this guy hit the skunk so bad it stayed in the elevator for weeks.

Someone really hit the skunk in that bathroom, I wouldn’t go in there if I were you.

When you hit the skunk, you pass a fart that is so nasty it lingers for a long period of time

When you Hit the skunk you pass a horrible fart that lingers and smells for a long period of time.

Man I was really hitting the skunk yesterday

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by ArmaniKhan October 05, 2019

wiener skunk

wiener dog and skunk has a baby. also known as farret

damn david you have a really nice wiener skunk

by asston_cuh August 09, 2020

Jiggle the Skunk

To fuck a smelly chick doggystyle

I was fucking the chubby chick doggy style. She was a little ripe so you could say I played jiggle the skunk.

by Laughs Along With Humans August 15, 2020

SKUNK DADDY

The ability to break wind profusely over extended periods of time with no remorse

Skunk Daddy must have been here! This place reeks lol

by El Skunk-O March 20, 2017

Skunk nuggets

Used to replace any bad word. It means whatever mom wants it to mean.

Skunk nuggets, I forgot my purse at home.

You Skunk nugget

by Prettykat79 May 20, 2017