Colombian spanking

The punishment performed by Colombian parents where upon coffee is spilled upon a body part of a child.

Person A: "My parents gave me a Colombian spanking the other day and it still burns my heart."
Person B: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuummmmm!"

by TheDWare April 25, 2017

rape spankings

The form of Raping someone then spanking them so hard they start to bleed.

After sex, one could give rape spankings to the other because they weren’t good in bed.

by Big ball sack 1234 May 4, 2018

Passive Swanking

The act of showing off whilst pretending it’s a hard life

Swanking is blatantly bragging about what you have done / have bought / have said

Passive swanking is bragging but in a humble brag sort of way. You aren’t fooling anyone

Donna: I don’t know how I’m going to cope with the heat in Miami and the amount of people, why did I book a 5* all inclusive vacation at the busiest, most expensive time of year in an exclusive hotel?

Friends: yes Donna, poor you. Hope you have a fabulous vacay!

Friends: *thinking* what a show off! Some of us can’t have a vacation Donna loves passive swanking

by Sir Swank July 25, 2018

Shard sharking

The act of carefully searching an area for a dropped shard of meth

Person 1 here hold this light, I saw him drop a shard
Person 2: are we seriously shard sharking right now?

by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

Mojave spanking

Involves two individuals, cactus, litter box, and a lot of imagination.

"I'd rather get some Mojave spanking then visit my in-laws."

by thecrimsonfuckr_#vampire April 16, 2020

Quit Shaking

“a huge raging homosexual with a keyboard who believes he has the Knowledge, Strength and Integrity to be classified as a cod athlete. he is known to drive around his truck around colorado trying to sneak kids in the back so he can brag to his non existent fan base about having friends when in fact they are just his personal noncey neeky abductions“

Don’t be a Quit Shaking.

by Vertaci June 9, 2021

Vermont spanking

When you spank the booty with an inverted middle finger, penitrating the anus at the same time

Keep it up and ima pull your pants down and give you a Vermont spanking.

by NorthernKnight March 17, 2022