National pussy sending day

On the 28th of April you have to send your boyfriend 3 videos of you playing with your pussy. They all have to be ATLEAST 30 seconds or they wont count and they have to be on the same day or else they double until you send them.

Hey can you send me a video of your pussy?

no

but its the 28th National pussy sending day

oh okay I forgot (sends)

by laydim12 April 28, 2024

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Bapak Bapak ini sedih; detik detong kangkung

Rough translation from Javanese (Indonesian): Father Father is sad, seconds detong kale. This is a nonsense phrase used by Rosaldo Jetkhalis and Khasdeidi. The words "bapak bapak" and "detik detong" are meant to be swapped out for other words. This is so the phrase can be used to communicate something to someone else discreetly. If anyone else tries to listen in, they won't understand. If you say this with enough conviction and confidence, "ini sedih" and "kangkung" will be enough to throw any eavesdroppers off your case. If you want to really drive the point home, you can add the phrase: "Edå bañak air mani" at the end of your sentence to make sure only your intended target gets your message. (Translation: There is a lot of semen) Again, total nonsense. Just maybe don't say this in Bali. You're gonna get some weird looks.

Bapak Bapak ini sedih; detik detong kangkung
Example 1: "Meet after school ini sedih; I have something for you kangkung".
Example 2: Geekbar geekbar ini sedih; call me detong kangkung. Edå bañak air mani!"

by Wuxin' to February 1, 2025

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