Scootered

When you almost get a ringer but not quite but your still just flying high !

Wow I'm fucking scootered !!

by Enlightened Aura April 24, 2024

Honey nut scooter

1. Code for sugar daddy
2. Code for baby daddy
3. A cereal who's name was either super thought out or not thought out at all

1. "I heard shaleanlean has a honey nut scooter, and that's why she's so rich"

2. "My honey nut scooter hasn't paid child support since may"
3. Small child: "can I have some honey nut scooters"

Mom to dad:" wtf are you teacher my son Marvin? "

by BobTheBurger November 25, 2016

Cooter scooter

Another word for Male genitals or someone scooting their cooter

"That bitch is a cooter scooter"
"He has a huge cooter scooter;)"

by Slut_lover_420 June 19, 2022

Scooter Nasty

A woman/man who will do anything to ride on the back of a motorized two wheel vehicle.

"Damn, that scooter nasty chased me a block trying to catch a ride."

by 6XXJohn420SmithXX9 August 1, 2019

backflip on scooter

a backflip on a scooter means u like Laurence 😹😹

backflip on scooter 😨😨

by bbconcarti April 20, 2022

go hit your ankle on a scooter

If someone tells you to go and hit your ankle on a scooter, they're most likely evil and want you to die. When someone tells you that, you are highly recommended to keep away from those people for the rest of your life.

Adam: Go hit your ankle on a scooter you idiot!
Micheal: *Moves to another country*

by Neo1313 November 11, 2019

meat scooter

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.

"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."

by NPD June 9, 2007