go hit your ankle on a scooter

If someone tells you to go and hit your ankle on a scooter, they're most likely evil and want you to die. When someone tells you that, you are highly recommended to keep away from those people for the rest of your life.

Adam: Go hit your ankle on a scooter you idiot!
Micheal: *Moves to another country*

by Neo1313 November 11, 2019

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Scooter Nasty

A woman/man who will do anything to ride on the back of a motorized two wheel vehicle.

"Damn, that scooter nasty chased me a block trying to catch a ride."

by 6XXJohn420SmithXX9 August 1, 2019

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Scooter

An abbreviation for, "School Shooter".

See that kid in the trench coat? What a scooter.

by Egirl2000 August 22, 2019

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Scooter buster

Someone that gets on your nerves or someone whose an idiot

Leana you see Zackery he's a mfn scooter buster at heart

by Prettylexie January 4, 2018

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slimy scooter

---A sexual act where a man cums on a girls chest and she's forced to slide on a smooth surface...

--Or the dankest kush found smothered in cannibis oil...

(Guy) Yeah me and Sally got it on last night ...
(Friend) how'd it go?
(Guy) I came on her chest and made her a slimy scooter ...
(Friend) LOL awesome dude.

by Grimy Gregg March 16, 2017

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Scooter-Wrist

Terrible disease caused by being a rich tourist in Thailand, renting a scooter and flooring it for too long.

Symptoms include having troubling pains during masturbation.

"Papi, pls i cant lift the wud with my bad scooter-wrist.

by scuterfriendly69 May 9, 2016

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