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snaking

The act of going through life taking every possible shortcut and being an entitled and arrogant dick about ones success earned through that way of living.
Bro1: Where is Andrew?
Bro2: Skipping lectures, prolly. But he'll show up tomorrow to hand in the essay that his buddy wrote.
Bro1: Bam! Snaking through life like a mofo.
by EN34 July 27, 2016
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scaling the cascades

When you attempt to mount and tItty fuck a woman at least a foot taller than you are
Joe: she's a bit tall for my liking

Karl: nothing wrong with scaling the cascades
by supadoop June 7, 2016
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Snaking

To put a small object into your foreskin. So called because the resulting penis looks like a snake that has swallowed a small mammal whole. This is also known as "One-Dicking".
Person 1: Why is this chocolate mini roll so warm?
Person 2: Oh, I was snaking it earlier. Fit the whole thing right in!
by jaloopay1 January 23, 2017
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Shaking the cream

He is always watching porn and shaking the cream.
by Queen216 March 2, 2017
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staking

The most common definition of Staking is used when criminals know that the police has been watching a certain area or place they know is vulnerable to crimes.

Another definition of Staking is when a person smokes weed over a period of 3-4 days while playing RuneScape.
"Dammit, looks like the cops have been staking the place!"

"You have been staking, and lost all your shit again you fucking faggot"
by Spran October 16, 2017
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Shaking out a Sarson's

A phrase to imply a male who is masturbating. This includes making a 'vinegar face' at the end, producing the classic sound of vinegar bring shaken out of a small hole, and releasing potentially eye-watering goods.
"I was just in the toilet shaking out a Sarson's"

"I shook out a Sarson's all over their face. They were crying for days"
by Falz_13 April 22, 2018
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snaking the hole

When someone abruptly shoves their fist through your armpit indicating how much they would love to fist the hell out of your man vagina until you scream rape.
Man 1: What a great day. Guy 2 snakes guy 1's hole. Guy 1: take that bitch. Guy 2: god damn it not again. STOP SNAKING THE HOLE BLAKE.
by panda poop nuggets February 15, 2018
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