Sammy P

That one basketball player who thinks he’s good and doesn’t get off the court, but it’s because he’s such a little shit.
Averages 2 points a game and has an IQ of a blanched potatoe

Sammy P: I’m such a fucking god at basketball
Everyone Else: No you’re not your such a little shit

by NotVarun January 24, 2019

Hot Sammy

The act of deficating on one's chest. Obviously a sibling to the Hot Carl and the Hot Sally.

Travis- "Can I give you a Hot Sammy?"
Debra- "I would love if you shit on my chest! Do it."

by Chesterthemelester September 29, 2009

Sammy Hagar

a punk bitch that could never live up to Diamond Dave

did you hear that new band? the singer sounded like a sammy hagar.

by Damb June 12, 2008

backhand sammy

The name given to a backhand slap to the face to shut someone up

1: Backhand Sammy's comin out, I don't want him to, but if u don't shut up...

2: Charlie's gonna get one from Backhand Sammy if he doesn't watch himself

by HeWhoSmokesBitches March 25, 2005

sammy samosa

The art of hitting someone in the face with your forearm/elbow

Man 1 - "Duude that guys staring you out"
Man 2 - "I'm gonna go over there and give him a sammy samosa right on the nose"

by bertie love December 12, 2009

Sammy Poo

DUH.

She screamed sammy poo at the top of her lungs.

by maddawg1 September 29, 2009

sammy hamon

A derogatory term for kids who aren’t as smart as others, often times people also call them stupid or dumb.

Tom is such a Sammy hamon because he always fails the tests in math

by Jackjeffersontommm January 14, 2019