by BBeazy April 5, 2015
Get the Sammug. A man with a tiny carrot... Sam will make you cry in the bedroom (and not in a good way).
He often uses the phrase ‘No u’ and is not very funny on group chats.
Sam is usually terrible at comebacks and does not like people that talk too much or too loud.
As a whole they are a good guy but they like banter (even though they always loose)
He often uses the phrase ‘No u’ and is not very funny on group chats.
Sam is usually terrible at comebacks and does not like people that talk too much or too loud.
As a whole they are a good guy but they like banter (even though they always loose)
Gertrude Gizzleburg: I had sex with Sam last night
Jonas Crimble: Oh my god Gerty, are you ok? Was it as bad as they say
Dan Evalbeval: Oh my god I’ve heard the new kid is a really bad Sam...
Gertrude Gizzleburg: Thanks for warning me Dan, I thought he might have been more of a Stafford
Jonas Crimble: Oh my god Gerty, are you ok? Was it as bad as they say
Dan Evalbeval: Oh my god I’ve heard the new kid is a really bad Sam...
Gertrude Gizzleburg: Thanks for warning me Dan, I thought he might have been more of a Stafford
by Gertrude Gizzleburg April 13, 2020
Get the Sammug. 
Sam is a person who seems really cool at once and seems to get all the girls but as soon as u date him he turns into a wimp who cries everyday and u have to constantly deal with it and is very heard to break up with as he gets addicted then once u break up with him and stops being a wimp again Sam is a very complicated person who thinks he is amzing he is also very anoyying the only good thing about him is he is very friendly with the boys
Hi im Sam
by Big billy Jones March 27, 2021
Get the Sammug. Sam is a trust worthy guy,and hot ,sweet,athletic,smart,cute,SEXY ,and amazing. If some day your lucky enough to find a sam make sure that u all ways keep him because he is willing to take a bullet for anyone . All the girls drool over him . Sams are most likely to be fighters and they will pound ur ass any day. Sam is a weird party dude and he will always be so speacial to people.well hope u find a sam cuz damn he is looking fine today.
by Sam❤ March 14, 2017
Get the SAMmug. by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015
Get the Sammug. 