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Salute to the Snow God

Placing your windshield wipers up off of the windshield in preparation for a snow storm expected to make your vehicle difficult to wipe down. Having the wipers up prevents them from being iced in places and streamlines the process of scraping your car.
When Alice got home for the night, she checked the weather to see if she should perform a Salute to the Snow God to make scraping her car easier in the morning.

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Walking down the street in a snow storm in January, Peter all of the cars parker along the street with their wipers up in a Salute to the Snow God.
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Salut

Greeting in romanian that means "Hi"
A:Hey you cunt
B:Salut ya twat
by Mortian April 5, 2017
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German salute

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Greek salute

v. When you slap someone with the back of your hand in the motion of a salute.
After repeated requests to stop insulting me, I gave her the Greek salute.
by urbanscribe1058 June 1, 2024
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Paternoster salutation

To pay a rent boy to shit on one’s chest
Greetings, allow me to show you a paternoster salutation
by anonymous June 30, 2023
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Ole wyoming salute

Tackling someone and ejaculating on their stomach
“If we can’t come to a solution I’m gonna have to give ya the ole Wyoming salute.”
by Dirk-in-a-box December 17, 2017
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Trauma Salute

A hand gesture used to cover one's eyes when something traumatic, awkward, embarrassing, etc. just happened.

To preform the Trauma Salute, make your hand flat and bring your hand to your head like a normal salute. This is where we deviate from a normal salute to the Trauma Salute. Position your hand above your eyes, perpendicular to your forehead. Tilt your hand slightly downwards to cover your eyes. Finally, turn around and walk away from the incident.
1. There was an accident in the parking lot, I gave them the Trauma Salute and said "Not my problem!".
2. Mark just got dumped in front of everyone at the bar, I gave the man a Trauma Salute.
by ACEstrigon009 January 1, 2018
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