aggrivated sailor

when him/herms penis head resembles a sailors cap, aquires an std making him extremely upset in an angry manner. very aggressive during secks

john: hey your girl was crying cuz her vagina hurt immensely, why'd you clap that so hard

jameson: i guess you could call me an aggrivated sailor

by colin all spider riders February 10, 2018

Goopy Sailor

A confused and crazy person. Often thinks things that arent true.

Sure you are better than me at racing games odukey, you goopy sailor

by opizza December 3, 2011

Sailor Lesson

A way to tell someone to kill themselves without telling them to kill themselves, it is a lesson on tying a noose.

Damn i wanna give Mya a ***sailor lesson*** sometimes

by minegeknsgdksd May 15, 2024

Sailor’s Cannon

After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.

i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.

by shifty hobo November 30, 2017

Sailor-dave

When a man slaps a woman with a tuna fish, then enters his penis in her tuna box

I gave her a sailor-dave

by Van hoe November 28, 2019

Sailor cursing

Cursing a lot. Cursing out literally everything.

My dad curses like a sailor. He hates traffic.
#Sailor cursing

by Aluminose1 February 10, 2020

Maxxine the Sailor

A girl who is a saint for seamen and a "port of call" for all the sailors of the world.

Guy number 1: "Dude, Maxxine the Sailor totally saved my life from whale sharks!"

Guy number 2: "Yeah I hear she's a saint for seamen."

by WinnieFTW March 1, 2009