swimming sailor

when you know you just took a big ass shit! but when you stand to get a peak at it! the toilet is empty?

I am sure that burger will be a swimming sailor in a little while!
say bro! i just a swimming sailor in the john!

by kelsonic247 July 24, 2018

texting sailor

Someone who mainly curses like a sailor in text messages but, reframes from cussing up a storm in person

In person: “This is such a marvelous party”

In Text Msg: “Awwwwww shit this fucking part is fucking off the fucking shit ball”

Dude, Maddie never cusses in person she is a texting sailor, though I would of never thought she kissed her mother with that mouth!

by Dirtybucket January 25, 2019

Silly Little Sailor

Coolest person alive
sails
writes sad poetry

person 1: “Wow, who are they? They look rad”
person 2: “Oh theyre both part of the silly little sailor club.”
person 1: “Nice”

by Sillysailorgirl May 3, 2022

Sailor

The opposite of vegan. Made with real animal products the way nature intended.

I don't want a vegan muffin. Gimme one made with real butter. Gimme a sailor muffin.

by Empty-Oh May 8, 2022

sailor smith

girl everyone knows at lake highlands dallas because of rg

I heard sailor smith was with reagan davis

by Dallasghost69 May 23, 2022

Smooth Sailor

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper

Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.

by Murseh8r January 23, 2022

Drink Like A Sailor

Wen u Lit asl !!!

I drink like a sailor... bitch I ain’t even been ova seas... yet !!!

by ShovieGroovy February 4, 2022