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Michael Syndrome

One of the few syndromes whose symptoms yield a net benefit in one's life. (i.e., this is a syndrome you actually want to have.) Typically, Michael Syndrome is characterized by a dramatic increase in so-called 'eureka moments', of which many are incredibly useful ideas and contributions.

In other words, Michael Syndrome can be thought of as a temporary form of Savant Syndrome, but it is much more direct in application and does not contain any negative side effects.
My God, he just received his third Nobel Prize, fourth Turing award, fifth best-selling book, and is making a killing on his newest stock trading strategy... The only explanation: He has a case of Michael Syndrome.
by actanonverba November 18, 2016
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Roundabout Syndrome

When a girl appears to be fit from behind, you approach and she turns around to reveal she is in fact minging
Guy 1:"That girls looks fit, I'm going in"

Guy 2:"Yea go for it"

2 minutes later....

Guy 2:"Was she not game?"

Guy 1:"Naaa mate, roundabout syndrome"
by carltondcb16 June 6, 2011
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Talari syndrome

The act of saying something, but then going completely quiet and unresponsive for a while after. Usually occurs during phone calls etc.
Person 1: Hey, you wanna hear something funny?

Person 2: Yeah go-ahead

Person 1: *complete silence for 20 seconds*

Person 2: Whatever man

Person 1: *comes back and acts like nothing happened* Anyways as I was saying...

Person 1 is being defined as having Talari syndrome.
by AnuPekkaSaukko June 12, 2022
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Kardashian Syndrome

Very homogenous, nation wide lifestyle that is driven by social media. Most girls catch it after being exposed to social media long enough. It can poison the mind of any female,
you must stay 69 feet away from you have Kardashian Syndrome
by JustRevan December 5, 2018
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Superfriends Syndrome

Where a person narrates the action he or she is about to take or is taking. Typically seen in females and on stage.
Batman: I'm going to use this special sticky spray to stop Joker in his tracks.

Superfriends Syndrome:
Donna (to no one in particular): I'm going to put this in the refrigerator, then I should run to Nordstrom for those shoes.
by Jesuistom August 9, 2009
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Olaf syndrome

When you are the only guy in a girl friendgroup. They usually act gay but they only want to take the girls to bed
Guy 1: Bro Joe already fucked Emma and Jasmine too
Guy 2: I knooow he totally has olaf syndrome
by hoeforharrys June 24, 2020
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Cloofy Syndrome

1.Two people that will back each up other and never back down from their given statement no matter how ridiculous or stupid it is

2.A sexual harasser
Yo, did you hear that kiwi and forest are in cloofy syndrome mode
by Rezh February 5, 2021
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