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Spiritual swap

The act in which there are two twin girls. The male has sex with one twin in a dark room and can't see her face. The other twin pops in the room and they swap places. The other twin gets fake jizz all over her pussy. The guy wakes up the next morning sees that he came in two girls. Then realizes they were using fake jizz and didn't realize he was having sex with twins. Since he was intoxicated.
Damn, I thought I was seeing double with twins but they both just did the spiritual swap.
by Ffffffffreak June 29, 2021
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swapping toasters

the act of four people, two groups of partners, performing anal before climaxing trading partners whilst slathering jam/preservatives on their genitalia.
My girl and I spent last night swapping toasters last night with her best friend.
by Penetrachel December 4, 2016
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Swap Johnson

An exclamation, usually of success or great success, similar to SWAP DADDY which happens in a moment of action, but more referring to multiple successes, or successive actions happening in a row to a point where the rate of success is just so ridiculously on fire it can't be stopped and everything in a situation is going very well. Possibly named after NBA SG. Joe Johnson or NFL WR. Calvin Johnson. SWAP JOHNSONNNN!!!
guy 1: bro pass me the cheese fries
guy 2: passes cheese fries through outstretched arms of sister to guy 1, across couch and tv watching area, without spilling a single cheese fry
guy 1: AYY SWAPP JOHNSONNN MA NIGGA!!!
guy2: SWAP JOHNSON!
by tomtomson005 December 31, 2016
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Alabama Hot Swap

Yo me an Brendin did an Alabama Hot Swap last night
by anonymous April 1, 2023
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pickle swap

When you cut off your pickle and give it to someone else
Do you want to pickle swap with me
by Vol4life08 December 3, 2020
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swap paint

Colliding with another car /vehicle

Most commonly used in racing
Be careful, that guy's nut and could swap paints if he had to
by The heat March 25, 2017
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swap CDs

"dude wanna swap CDs?"
"yea bro"
by fuck same January 19, 2016
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