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throat stuff

The art of plunging your dick down a hoe's throat and causing your dick to become lodged deep in the back. This act results in gagging or tonsil-touch on the tip of your dick. Can be achieved in many ways:

1. The man is standing and the woman is kneeling.
2. No hands.
3. Lying down on any soft surface.
4. The reverse; woman lies on her back, whilst tilting her head back and the man is over-top, nuts rubbing on the woman face. This last one is only plausible with freaky-ass hoe's.

Keep in mind when she gulps the seed, there is no room for error, else she will puke on your dick.
See above for throat stuff methodology.
by ThroatStuffer May 1, 2011
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White stuff

by Mike Clemson October 15, 2006
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Purple Stuff

A "pro-relaxation" carbonated soft drink created by Funktional Beverages Inc.

The drink itself contains Rosehips Powder (10MG), Valerian Root (10MG), and L-Theanine (5MG) - all of which are reputable substances to facilitate a relaxed feeling, as well as supplementing dreams and dream creation.

With that said, the drink, in a sense, benefits the user in a way opposite to an "energy drink" such as Redbull, Rockstar, or Monster. Purple Stuff contains no caffeine.

The drink comes in three flavors. A grape flavor, a sort-of berry - fruit-punch flavor, and a lemon-lime flavor.

The valerian root can actually be tasted in each flavor - especially in grape. The lemon-lime is surprisingly smooth to drink, and the berry flavor falls somewhere in between.

The drink itself seems to only be sold at gas stations that get consistent business - AKA they've got the money to buy alternative drinks such as this.
Purple Stuff comes in purple and white 16OZ cans. The can itself is packaged to appeal to nerdy, pseudo drug-users. Most people have too much shame to actually drink it, and others would probably feel embarassed holding it in the store. All of which is too bad, as some professional text and a dark-colored can would make this could-be, legitimate drink accessible.

Yes. You can drink two or three of these and catch a buzz.
Here are some things to keep in mind and try for optimal results.

- Drink Purple Stuff after not sleeping for 24 (+) hours.
- Drink Purple Stuff on an empty stomach.
- Drink Purple Stuff after a meal.
- Drink Purple Stuff when you are well-rested and sober
- Drink Purple Stuff and smoke a bowl of weed.
- Drink Purple Stuff then drink a 16OZ energy drink
- Drink Purple Stuff when you are happy
- Drink Purple Stuff when you are anxious
- Drink Purple Stuff when down/depressed for any reason
- Drink Purple Stuff and go straight to bed
- Drink Purple Stuff and meditate
- Drink Purple Stuff and play video games

Purple Stuff can be purchased with food stamps, though it has "vitamins and supplements" in it - a reason energy drinks such as Monster and Rockstar aren't accessible by such means.
by jfjfjfjfjf October 6, 2011
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funky stuff

weed
as used in the song Nuthin but a G thang
i take a small piece of some of that funky stuff

you know and i know i need some more of that funky shit
by elchicoblanco September 22, 2005
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To get Brokeback'd, as in Brokeback Mountain.
Peter went to "get my stuff fixed up in Austin", had 1 shot to drink, and started hanging out with the "cowboys".
by Brokeback Hsu April 16, 2007
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scary stuff

Cows. Do they want to be any bigger? And they just sit there, being big, and eating grass. What are they thinking?
by LordBlunkey April 13, 2006
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fluff n stuff

When you fart on a pillow and put it over someone's face so they have to breathe it in.
WTF! Why did you fluff n stuff me? I can't breathe very good now...and I feel light headed.
by Ian C. September 27, 2005
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