Wrist-Slasher

Any song sung at a Karaoke show that's so depressing it makes the crowd want to slash their @#&*%$! wrists, especially if it follows a fast, happy, crowd-pumping song. A wrist-slasher has the potential to suck all the momentum and happiness out of an otherwise hopping, jovial, drink-buying Karaoke crowd, and usually sends half of the patrons out the door.

Joe just sang "Late in the Evening" by Paul Simon, and now Marc is singing "Whiskey Lullabye!?" Who the Hell wants to hear that wrist-slasher!? C'mon, let's pay our tab and let's go!

by Gregory Pius November 18, 2011

smather

verb. 1) to profoundly lick
2) something the brass section of a band does a lot to ass

Brass smathers ass!

by soupdop March 1, 2004

Hash Slinging Slasher

The act of putting french fries in your partner's anus and having sex with them anally and eating the fries out of the cum filled ass.

I gave Jill a hash slinging slasher last night, she enjoyed it.

by Iron Tager February 6, 2010

smashed rat

When you create a fruit bowl and smash it on a window

That dude just gave us a smashed rat and he left some fromundacheese on the window at the same time

by j_slider January 5, 2005

smashed asshole

pr. sma-sh-d ass-hol

(n. vulgar humour)

1. Something that resembles a compressed rectum or flattened anus

2. A metaphorical term regarding the look of another's pug fugly visage or something disagreeable

Wow! Did you actually try to make your face look like a bag of smashed assholes or were you born that way...?

by Jake-A-Jew August 18, 2006

smashed

to have sex with someone really hard and in a crazy way

Oh who? That girl? Yeah, I smashed her last week, no big deal.

by Mark Abell December 18, 2004

smashed rat

Slang for the mons pubis and outer labia. Refers to the striking similarity the vagina has to carnage.

i gotta trim this shit before he bites my smashed rat

by meatpop November 11, 2005