dick slide

The act of writing on a keyboard with your penis in a flippant, comical, nonsensical way.

Jeff: fsdasdhf;jsdlgkjsdfgl;kdf;lg
Steve: Dude, did you just dick slide?
Jeff: HAHA YE. I FUCKLEN CALPED UPT A GUDASS DIC SLID.

by MyPenisIsTooSmallToDickSlide September 28, 2011

Kermit Slide

An event where a group of guys cover a slip and slide in lime jello and with a naked midget at the end. Common in fraternity initiations and gay pride events

Did you see that fraternity, The Quard, held a fund raiser buy doing Kermit Slides??? That was the gayest thing I had ever seen.

by Drite007 July 24, 2011

slide surfing

The act of stealing trays from Mickey D's and traveling to your nearest neighborhood park and busting your ass as you fly down the slide. (Note: alcohol and/or drugs can be combined with this practice to enhance the experience)

Guy 1: Yo G lets get drunk as fuck and hit up the slides tonight.
Guy 2: Alright bro, slide surfing it is.

by The Gr8t Alexander December 27, 2008

Rhody Slide

The Rhode Island equivalent to the California roll, where the driver slows down enough to look both ways (this is optional) and to make the brake lights come on appearing as though and actual stop was made.

You call that a stop? You just Rhody slide through stop signs and eventually you're going to get a ticket.

by twistedblais1 April 9, 2009

slide a ride

get a ride. .

Hey man can I slide a ride with you?

by walkabout November 23, 2010

pink slide

Slag term referring to the female sex organ.

So Doyle, I hear the ole' fuck dragon is not giving you the pink slide anymore.

by J-coug January 25, 2008

Fresh Slide

A reference to a hot, fresh turd. Another colloquial way to express your need to take a shit.

Right back. Fresh slide. Yo!

Carl was late for his class as he had to stop for a fresh slide.

That wine last night gave me a fresh slide this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017