Slam Boned

The act of getting extremely drunk.

I was so slam boned last night I puked in the bar.

by Parsballs1 September 14, 2011

Computer Slamming

A Sport that can be played by anyone who owns a Computer. Computer Slamming is similar to Pillow Fighting but with Old and/or Worthless Computers instead of Pillows. What you have to do is basically hit the faces of your class' bullies with it, or slam it really hard against the floor and leave it damaged as much as possible so that it doesn't have to be powered on or be touched by a human hand ever again.

Okay, class! Bring all your Worthless Computers with you to the patio. In today's class we're playing Computer Slamming!

by Python Coder February 6, 2023

shutter slam

The action that involves being tripped while simultaneously being slammed into.

I was minding my own business walking my dog, when that man shutter slammed me into the road.

by Äpples Guy November 28, 2018

slammed on brakes

To have such extreme skidmarks in one's underwear or pants that he or she must have "slammed on brakes."

*Notices guy up ahead with skidmarks on his pants*
"Oh my God, dude, that guy must have really slammed on brakes!"

by GrumpyFox July 21, 2017

The grand slam

The grand slam is the last ass clap before you send your cum to the equivalent of the pussy’s shadow realm.

I gave my girlfriend the grand slam last night

by Zeccede July 26, 2018

Ass slammed

1. A thing you say to someone when they lose an argument
2. Getting ass slammed in the literal sense

"get ass slammed dickhead"

by Brendanwa January 11, 2022

California slam

When someone lays on their belly on the ground butt naked while their partner jumps off the bed and slams a california burrito down their partners ass hole.

I California slammed her ass last night.

by breztri February 22, 2021