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Jeterian Section

1) To go opposite field, particularly for a 3 run home run, thus embarassing the pretender Rays.

2)In chilbirth, the process of birthing a child upside-down with the legs crossed over
1) April 14th, 2009 vs Tampa Bay:
Michael Kay: We're certainly getting used to those Jeterian swings.
David Cone: and Jeter hits it, back, to the wall, and gone! A Jeterian home run!

2) Lucretia attempted to deliver her baby through the natural means, but since the baby was conceived during a botched bionic sea-horseing, it was grossly deformed and she had to deliver via Jeterian Section
by The Son is on His Bike April 14, 2009
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I'm not his secratary

An aggrivated way to speak when frusterated at the circumstances.
Tricky Dick: I'm not his secratary, get his # your self!
Crazy Canderous: Looks like your full of the shit you talk hommie! It looks to me like your doing all his typing. Isn't that a secratary?
Tricky Dick: Fuck you!
C C: Never! Now bend over and let me kick your ass insted for goating me and using my name to post BS defs to piss people off because your so stuck on yourself. Doesn't that mean you are still in loathing faze?
T D: "Your A hooker! A Shame, a whore, a dime, a bitch, a .........."

C C: Is that all you've got. Name calling? Really? I mean if your too scared to adress me in public, what does that say about your stature? Not mutch if you ask me. Closet Case!
T D: They'll follow me! I'm not his secratary
C C: Have it! Let them worship your grownd ass pirate! Pet your wallyrous with you D club and congratulate each other all night long on becoming masters of the universe. But ask your self this. What's he "one" thing thats worth stealing and is truly what causes no trouble at all?
T D: What The...
C C: Second Base Hommie. The one thing people can steal and not get/cause trouble for/in stealing!

All I ever wanted you to know is that I cared for you enought to give you what you needed. Your choices. That woman over their that shows you true love every day. Works hard for you. That is what love is. Not who stole the heart. Who owns the heart, but who is always thier in your heart! Be free and know what love is-everywhere you look!
T D: Your pathologicaly crazy!
C C: That's what they tell sane people to make them pay for harmful meds and play follow the leader. I will always be some one you can trust to do the right thing for a friend. Even if that means putting myself on the line as the butt end of a harsh joke. I kept my promise. I'm right here if you want your friend back.
by NowYouKnowMeNiceToMeetYou July 16, 2010
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Ghost Sector

A vagina(or similar orifice) that has undergone strenuous, pleasurable sexual activity. Usually leaving the female recipient with a noticeable waddle.

What sets apart the Ghost Sector from normal strenuous sexual activity is that said vagina(or similar orifice),after said sexual activity, is left in a metaphysical state whereby the orifice in question becomes a portal into the spirit realm by which mediums may be able to use said portal to contact dead relatives. On 3 known occasions non-relatives were able to be contacted.
Andrew: Hey, Dan. I couldn't get a hold of you last night, were you going to pound town?
Dan: Yeah dude, we must have been at it for 6 hours. I turned her shit into a Ghost Sector.
by IceTandOrder February 28, 2013
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Caesarian Section

a Caesarian Section is where a doctor puts a hole in a pregnant woman's uterus to make the baby come out, instead of the normal way. many women choose to do this to "keep their pussies Snapper ready".
Person 1: "i heard the Mary got a Caesarian Section."

Person 2: "yeah, and now her pussy is snapper ready!"
by Welcome_to_LTown September 6, 2013
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Savage section

A highschool student section for hoodrat, half naked, trashy teenagers that copy other schools themes while they attempt to cheer on their always *always loosing team. They think they're "cool" since they use the ghetto slang word, savage.
"Have you heard of Miltons student section, the savage section"
"I thought a savage section was a place for sweaty gay people to jump around and yell slang words together"
"Oh so you have heard of it"

"Milton's savage section has nothing on Pace's Red Zone"
"YEEET"
by Classy not trashy October 12, 2014
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sentaine

scragwhore #1; "woah!, never seen one that small. must have been named sentaine."

"he fucks with girls like a pimp on crack"

"homiee g gangsta what, fuck that shit, hes as fresh as spoiled tuna."

ming #1; "hes a fucking asshole, never trust a sentaine. he doesnt care."
by mingaaa December 22, 2008
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section k

where the kid who paint their chests and most of the other students sit at the high school games.
person 1: dude we were visitors at the game and we dented the bleachers.
person 2: where were you sitting? section k?
person 1: yeah
person 2: what did you guys spell out?
person 1: wrap it up
person 2: what ws their mascot thing?
person 1: trojon
person 2: lol
by sshsfresh January 29, 2009
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