scambunctious

adj. to describe someone being a jerk; to describe being mean

That scambunctious jerk just knocked that girl's books on the floor!

by csharmis April 13, 2009

Scaminar

A seminar that is a scam.

I think that guy who sells real estate on t.v. is only rich because of the money he makes off of the idiots who attend his scaminars.

by J.N. Growling March 6, 2011

Scampi

A meaning for a penis that is incredibly small. If one has a scampi dick then they are considered to be suffering from micro penis syndrome.

Kyle: Hey Hannah, I heard that all guys named Doug have scampis?
Hannah: Yeah, Doug has a scampi. His dick is on par with a tic-tac

by sosacockman February 16, 2020

Squirrel Scammer

A friend who steals his friends crush, even though his friend called dibs(squirrel) on the girl he likes.

Daniel: Man I love this one girl Stacy.
Nick: Oh, uh..me and her kind a got it on last night.
Daniel:Dude i called squirrel on her already. Youre a freekin Squirrel Scammer

by Eggvon June 4, 2007

Scamvert

A scam but advertising to be a legitmate product. Like many we see on the internet everyday.

1. "Did you see that advert for instant muscle gain"

2. "yeh its a real Scamvert"

1."I just won the nigerian lottery"

2. "did you give them your bank details?"

1."Yeh!"

2. "you just got scammed by a scamvert"

by Mushkin September 1, 2009

Devonshire scampi face

Full bodied gurning whilst eating, due to a horribly swollen and painful tongue. Often the result of a heavy weekend of drinking and/or recreational drug use.

You could tell by his Devonshire scampi face that five pills over the weekend was probably too many.

by wraftonstagboys June 23, 2011

scammer get scammed

what young kids in fortnite say when they scam someone for a gun

"Aha! I got your nocturno! Scammer get scammed!"

by dankzach November 14, 2018