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Ryan

The true meaning of Ryan is someone with a massive juicy cock and when in bed al the girls call them “DADDY”. The Ryan’s are so hard that they take on Phil Mitchell on the daily. They are also dirty cunts who don’t just shut the fuck up! They never clean their cocks but it leaves a fresh bit of cheese for the next women to suck up.
Ryan: Hey B
Girl1: Hey daddy
Girl2: You’ve got a massive dong
Girl3: (struggling to speak) I’ve got my mouth full
by You mums flappy pussy February 16, 2019
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Ryan is a cheerful and positive person.

He is also a sweet guy. He spreads his positivity to anyone he meets. He tends to workout quite often. He possesses the qualities of a calm person but is dangerous to be around when angered.

Ryan puts his friends before himself. He also has a particular taste in music. He values his significant other immensely. He can be portrayed as quite the comedian. His jokes are bound to make you laugh.
“Why are you so jolly today?”

“I met Ryan on the way.”
by popgoestheweaselbambam January 11, 2020
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Coomer, Sex fiend, typically very short and obsessed with sex and masturbation, despite their height they are somehow still able to get a girlfriend/sexmate. Will engage in homosexual activity despite being straight.
I was talking to Ryan earlier and as usual he was talking about how much he masturbated last night
by coomedinurmom February 9, 2020
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Ryan is kind of a nerd but it’s subtle (ish). He’s always making sure everyone is okay and won’t stop until he finds a way to help. If you need something he’ll get it for you and has no problem giving up his coat for you. He’s well known and everybody’s favorite. He’s easy to get along with and hard to hate. He makes any task fun and will have you almost tearing up from laughter. One of his worse traits is his poor taste in food. If you need something to get done, ask Ryan cause he’s got you covered. It’s very rare you’ll find Ryan mean even on his bad days. He’s naturally kind hearted and rarely ever serious. Ryan’s are pretty much the best.
Person1 :”Do you know Ryan?”
Person2:”Duhhh hes the best!”
by MigraineGiver March 21, 2020
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Where to begin. Well Ryan is very handsome and very sweet he has this sense of humor that no one else has you’ll instantly fall in love with him and he knows exactly how to make you smile and how to cheer you up when your sad. He usually likes to hangout with friends if he’s not busy. He’s just a great guy that will always be by your side no matter what and when he promises something he doesn’t break that promise. He’s very trust worthy and he’s extremely hot and has a great personality
Is that Ryan over there ? Let’s go talk to him!
by dr.dragontales April 8, 2019
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Be there in a Ryan

A phrase that is used when you want to give someone the impression they will be arriving shortly, but actually shows up an hour later.
Man 1: hey man, you coming?
Man 2: yep! Be there in a Ryan.

Man 1 dies of old age, waiting.
by Eric buttmunch January 15, 2014
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Be like ryan 🤷🏼 ♀️!! Gay and funny, a bit bald but hey we love him just the way he is <3

Loves kpop, drawing n shit 🤨
Be like a ryan and dance to twice and other group
“omg WHOS that gay kid that loves kpop?”
Oh that’s ryan!”
by JIHYO August 7, 2022
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