The Square Root of 69

8 Somethin. Right? Cuz i been tryina work it oohhhhhhhh

The Square Root Of 69 is 8 Somethin.

by valbaseballer December 10, 2013

Grab a root and grawl

The act of masterbating so in depth that one is totally oblivious to thier surroundings and oftening letting out growling and hollering sound at the point of ejaculation!

Also used as a term of endeerment!
ie..Dude I am going to take my final exam.
Ok man Grab a root and grawl!

Hey Joey where are you going? Tonya, don't worry I am going to grab a root and grawl!

by Big Sexy 911 September 28, 2006

Rusty Roethlisberger

Non-consentual sex with a woman in the bathroom of a nasty bar in Pittsburg in which the man is holding down the womans elbows with his hands and her knees with his knees.

Anal.

Said actions are followed by the 69 position, which means ATM (ass to mouth) happens, which, by default, makes the intercourse rusty.

The quarterback of the Steelers performs the Rusty Roethlisberger on a weekly basis. He definitely does NOT deserve another Super Bowl ring, or induction into the hall of fame, or the inflated salary he receives yearly. I hope someone turns the tables and performs the Rusty Roethlisberger on HIM.

by Phillthy Chee February 24, 2011

Peasant to the square root of infinity

One who was once the king of his job and now has been demoted to the lowest level of mankind

I used to be a director, but I am now a lab bitch, a Peasant to the square root of infinity!

by JDUB21 April 24, 2007

Root canal

It is when you have any bad sexual experience with a woman, but especially when you have a bad sexual experience THAT YOU PAID FOR with a hooker.

That hooker is a real root canal. You're better to go toothless than experience that kind of pain again.

by thelastresorter November 5, 2014

Provincetown Root Canal

A sexual act when one homosexual man requests that his homosexual partner remove his dentures for oral sex, and then taking his dentures and sticking them up his own ass while receiving oral sex. The procedure is complete when the dentures are removed from the ass and put back into the mouth.

Dougie grinned with ecstasy as Jimmy pleasured him. Little did Jimmy know he was about to receive the Provincetown Root Canal.

by Shifty Business January 4, 2011

boot and root

derived from the boot and rally. this is specifically before a sporting event, usually college football. Drink a ton and then throw up so you feel good enough to root your team to victory

Man, Harrison wasn't lookin' too good before the game, how's he able to cheer so loudly?

O he pulled the boot and root and now he's good to go.

by 210 Knox December 9, 2008