relationship tax

A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.
Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.

Dude #2:

My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
by sherwoodian May 18, 2011
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Relationship eyes

The brief period in which you are so engrossed in your partner that everything they do or say is angelic and perfect in your sight. This usually takes place during the honeymoon phase of ones relationship.
Dude you definitely got relationship eyes for Sally man, you barely acknowledge her mustache.
by the real barney stinson May 28, 2013
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koala relationship

Quick, meaningless relationship; waste of time (relationship); ie. Eat bush and leaves. (not to be confused with a one night stand)
PERSON 1: I don't want to have a koala relationship.
PERSON 2: I know. I want this to last, too. I want it to be something.
by DaBeastlyAzn January 22, 2012
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FaceTime relationship

When you have a relationship with someone only on Facetime
Jared: Hey are you two together .
James: no we just have a FaceTime relationship.
by 5starSkills May 05, 2017
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un-relationship

the act of breaking up with one's significant other on Facebook.
Due to Kathy's unusual affinity for rubber duckies, Ronald decided to promptly un-relationship her.
by squeeze_box April 11, 2011
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un-relationship

when two people are getting married even though neither of them know it yet despite the total lack of compatability and constant stream of insults
skylar and chrissie are very content in their un-relationship
by team america August 24, 2007
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Toxic Relationship

A relationship that typically your entails your whole day being ruined by 9 AM.
Me and my ex-girlfriend Sarah definitely had a toxic relationship back in college, you didn't know if you were going to wake up with a frying pan to the head or a blowjob.
by CommonSimp January 27, 2023
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