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reesing

Reesing: Verb. The act of manipulating an ex-significant other to support one's drug habit by parasitically re-inhabiting the space of a sig-o without any care or consideration to reciprocate in kind (Sexually or otherwise).

Noun. A careless and manipulative act which deceives an ex into falling back into the role of provider in order to selfishly exploit them as a source of illicit drugs.

Comes from the root "Theresa," in that this act is the opposite of the selfless altruism exhibited by Mother Theresa.
Man 1: so me and my um, girl, hung out this weekend at the casinos again. We partied big the whole time!
Man 2: Aw yeah, you hittin that again? Good for you, she's hot as F!
Man 1: uh, well naw we partied too hard and passed out most nights. We just spent time reconnecting, you know?
Man 2:. Wut!? Man, that girl is reesing you for sure. She just wants you to pay for everything because she can't.
by FredZep November 22, 2022
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Reese shit

a one of a kind shit after you haven’t gone in a while. old shit that has been in ur bowels will appear much darker while new shit will be lighter as they contrast with each other in one piece, serving as the chocolate and peanut butter seen in a Reese’s respectively
when i finally took a dump after being constipated for 5 days it looked like a reese shit
by myspace2007 May 30, 2022
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reese

someone who likes boys and gillian, he also cannot get girlfriend for the life of him.
“who’s reese?” “oh yeah him? he’s just the guy that can’t get a girlfriend don’t worry about it
by irnbruisbae4life December 14, 2021
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Reese/ Quiaz

Reese <3, theyre an amazing friend and a mod of www.tbhkserver.com! YOURE VERY LUCKY IF U HAVE REESE AS UR FRIEND ARGH WOOF BARK SNARL . Anyways. Reese is an amazing person i love them sm/p
“Whose Reese/ Quiaz?”
“A very kind person and a great mod from the tbhk server”
“Oo i wanna be their friend!”
by shinobuspeedrinker December 20, 2021
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Paco Reese

You ask me if I know Paco Reese? Of course I know Paco Reese, we had lunch together
Pro Have you heard of a Paco Reese
by King Samuel Benedict December 29, 2021
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Mason Reese

A child actor that was very popular in the 1970s
Do you know who? Mason reese is
Yeah he is the kid who appeared in a dunkin donuts commercial
by Notacreativename January 27, 2022
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Mid-L-Reese

very mid,weak, likes edwin, went out with john marc last night, does not give drugs to wealthy Makai and also she got knocked out in the first round in wii sports cause she is overrated.
hello Mid-L-Reese ur so mid tbh
by James Marc February 10, 2022
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