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Cali-Queef

When one queefs in their partner's mouth and their partner burps it back into their mouth. Also known as a regurgitated queef.
Last night, I asked my lover to queef in my mouth and afterwards went I went to kiss her, I Cali-queefed her instead.
by Girlspewpewtoo March 4, 2022
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Editor in Queef

A master of words who can turn raw ideas into masterful Urban Dictionary submissions.
“There’s no ‘I’ in ‘Toledo Hot Pocket’” barked my Editor in Queef as we brainstormed ideas.
by FelixTheCat11 June 17, 2021
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Thunder Queef

A queef that is as loud as thunder. Can also be used to describe someone who queefs like thunder. Usually a very sexually active girl with a loose vagina.
Ex 1: I heard Greg's girl lets crazy thunder queefs out after sex.

Ex 2: Sterla you are one slutty thunder queef!!!
by GOO June 3, 2005
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Queef Bottling Gnome

Small and invisible organism that primarily live in the deep recesses of vaginas, bottling queefs and using them for food, rocket fuel, air, etc. This is often used as an exclamation or insult.
"That guy is a Queef Bottling Gnome!"
by Tammy McShammerson April 19, 2010
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queef disbelief

This phenomenon occurs when a female queefs so loud during sex or masturbation that everyone involved just gives up on whatever they're doing to stare in awe at the vibrating beef flaps.
We all stopped in queef disbelief and stared at Brianna after she let one rip.
by mandingo_smash July 22, 2014
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Queef Latina

You see that hot Mexican chick over there? She smells like a Queef Latina.
by Lizdawg October 1, 2017
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Captain Queef

A title attributed to a female who navigates through sexual intercourse with consistent and audible gusts of vaginal air.

A woman who queefs a lot
"Thanks for the ride, Captain Queef. What's on tv?"
by Dr. Silly Penis August 27, 2009
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