Medusa pouch

(noun) a beer-carrying pouch which is created by taking the shirt off of your back, laying it flat on the ground, placing beers onto the flat shirt, then tying the lower corners and shirt sleeves to each other so that the beers cannot fall out. It is so named because when carried, to a drunk, it may appear that one is carrying the head of the snake-laden Medusa of lore.

I have all of this beer and n container to transport it. All I have are my personal possessions, my body, and a very resourceful intellect. Eureka! I'll use my shirt to rig up and Medusa pouch.

by J4N35H December 9, 2010

Running pouches

A term originated when rednecks are trying to dip in school, it’s became a thing when someone is dipping and they use snus instead of tobacco by itself so they don’t have to spit and get caught by teachers. It’s used when someone is being a pussy

Timothy won’t even ask Nancy out, I bet he is running pouches

by Untieds April 19, 2018

dust pouch

A post vasectomy scrotum that does don't contain sperm

Don't worry about getting pregnant, I have a dust pouch

by Bdog69 December 9, 2015

poonie pouch

the collection of fat on the mons pubis.

It wasn't so much fupa...it was more like a poonie pouch.

by irishinch March 26, 2011

Cunt Pouch

A pouch in which counts hide their things.

Example: " hey you got any weed in your cunt pouch?"

by Sheenabitch May 10, 2016

Ravioli Hand Pouch

A sexual act consisting of a hand job while a saturated maxi pad is wrapped around the penis. Usually done between lovers with deeply seated issues, as an attempt to bring spice and intimacy back into a stale relationship.

My old lady gave me the old ravioli hand pouch the other day, gotta say, a lot stickier than I thought it would be

by Cwkrchotrod November 6, 2021

shit pouch

modern slang for diaper

“3 year olds are easy all you do is change their shit pouch and feed them”

by cumguzzler92 June 15, 2021