Nutella poptart

When a man with diarrhea ejaculates in one side of toilet paper and wipes his rear with the other side and puts it in a refrigerator over night and feeds it to his partner

Y/n: Yo your girl looks hungry
Me: dont worry shes just fasting until i give her a nutella poptart

by Rhesus monkey January 12, 2026

cracker crust poptart

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.

dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.

by assgiggles December 10, 2011

thor.odinsons.poptart

A thor.odinsons.poptart is a very hot person

They are thor.odinsons.poptart

by Brielarstan September 3, 2021

sam snow peachy pop star icon skinny legand

A woman named Sam who is blonde, short, and has a phat ass.

Omg did you see Samantha?? She’s a total Sam snow peachy pop star icon skinny legand.

by anonymous December 31, 2021

Burkina Faso Poptart

The act of horizontally splitting the penis in half and cutting off the top piece, making the bloodied bottom piece look like a poptart when viewed from above. Used as a torture method in Burkina Faso

Thomas Sankara's assassins initially wanted to give him a Burkina Faso Poptart but the plan was dropped due to logistical issues.

by popedick420 April 25, 2023

4th gen pop star

someone who is oozing with talent and personality on and off stage, can serve visuals, vocals, dance, stage presence, and someone who looks like they're really enjoying performing just like a real pop star

KANG TAEHYUN THE 4TH GEN POP STAR

Taehyun is the one and only 4th gen pop star

by irmagnesiumon March 16, 2024