Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell?
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
by English man words May 6, 2021
Get the Papa Russellmug. by Baz November 30, 2003
Get the Yo Papamug. The remainder of a smoked joint that is much larger than the average "roach" and has been disposed of, on the ground, by a smoker who has had reason to dispose of it. A "papa roach" is minimum one-third of a full joint. Papa roaches are often found at the initiation site of a police chase as the person smoking the joint may likely attempt to dispose of the "evidence" by throwing the partially smoked joint out the window of a car.
Korey - "Hey man, did you see that guy take off in his 1995 Ford Escort?"
Bennett - "Yeah, lets go check and see if he tossed a papa roach."
Bennett - "Yeah, lets go check and see if he tossed a papa roach."
by Korey Bastian October 12, 2008
Get the Papa Roachmug. by jsippi:--> December 1, 2003
Get the Papa Dowgmug. by leelmen August 14, 2012
Get the papa grandemug. Like many bands out there, catchy music but I cringe at their lyrics (when I happen to think on them). Popular enough for me to want to buy an album and place it near the back of my CD folder.
by kaze2k5 March 9, 2004
Get the Papa Roachmug. the meth cook who receives pseudo from the smurfs, or people that are paid or exchanged with meth for pseudo from cvs
by ihateallzeblacks August 24, 2012
Get the papa smurfmug.