puke canopy

When someone is completely blacked out, they can't control their vomit and at the last second they form a repository with their shirt to catch the uncontrolled flow of vomit. This usually occurs in a seated position indoors or in a car.
Person 1: Dude couldn't hold back the chunks in the backseat, but he was polite enough to form a puke canopy.

Person 2: Lucky, my buddy just chunked on my window thinking it was rolled down.
by slopes_in_sanfrancisco November 10, 2015
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Puked Moment

A moment of severe stupidity and genuine idiocy
Dude you think dreams manhunts are real. That's such a puked moment
by HysteriaMC June 14, 2022
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Puke-fucking

When you fuck someone with puke covering your dick/finger.

Probably not popular porn wise, but I just got it from Lucifer Valentine, who's probably dead. Rest in peace.
Lucifer: Man, gotta love puke-fucking, ey?

Interviewer: Uhhhh, yeah
by ChaoticStixx October 20, 2018
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puke promise

A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.
"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019
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National Puke Day

It’s the day after Halloween so you know what that means... NATIONAL PUKE DAY. Time to eat every last bit of can’t you have and then puke it all back up.
Hey Timmy ready for National Puke Day!
by Velozity November 1, 2019
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puke throne

I shall puke on your face because it is my puke throne.
by Yung Alpaca November 17, 2013
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Puke Burp

When food walks across your throat when you weren't even eating.
Oh gross, I just had a puke burp, my throat is burning.
by Goodole Chen February 14, 2017
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