tijuana popsicle

To give a tijuana popsicle is to give a blowjob.

Wow, McNast gave the ol' tijuana popsicle to a guy in front of everyone! That's sick!

by Haggerty January 31, 2008

Self Swirl Popsicle

Also known as SSP. During any type of sex, the male ejaculates into his hand. The ejaculate is smeared over a finger (mostly the middle but any works). The male then sticks the finger up his own ass, slowly pulling it out and licking it clean.

My girlfriend and I were having phone sex and towards the end I enjoyed a self swirl popsicle.

by GothFreak December 28, 2006

meat popsicle

1. noun: An edible, frozen confection flavored or concreted with bits of animal flesh.
2. noun: A penis or phallic appearing object.
3. interjection: From certain Anime/Manga circles, a nonsensical greeting or term of endearment.

1. "I could sure go for a meat popsicle on a hot day like this!"
2. "I could sure go for a hot meat popsicle on a day like this!"
3. "Hey, Meatpopsicle! I just got a new ep of Ranma!"

by Brighid N May 10, 2003

Monster Popsicle

When a girl wraps barbed wire around a guys dick and proceeds to give him a scorching fast blow job.

Dude, Lindsay gave me an amazing monster popsicle last night, but im still pretty sore

by philhawk69 August 22, 2010

purple popsicle

A purple popsicle is when you fuck barney in Antarctica so hard that he falls apart and you just have purple on yo dik.

Man I just purpled popsicled for the third time this month!

My first purple popsicle of my life is happenin on Wednesday... hopefully.

by Yolo McJagger February 23, 2014

eat the popsicle

When a girl gives a blowjob to a guy who's dick is frozen to the point where it is a block of ice.

Guy1: Dude, i had the weirdest experience last night.

Guy2: Did your girl finally eat the popsicle?

Guy1: Yah man! it was weird cuz i couldn't feel it at all but at the same time it was awesome.

by Robert (thanks Danny!) February 24, 2008

Mother's Special Popsicle

When a mother of any number of children removes her bloody tampon, freezes it and then serves it as a popsicle to someone.

I ate one of mother's special popsicles because Mrs. Johnson promised I could creampie her if I ate one.

by Evan Maxwell February 17, 2010