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Plum

The fruit plum.
by Mr. Eggert August 11, 2024
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Plum Toucher

Where a male touches another mans Balls threw a set of tight jeans, making it appear as plums. Then fondling them until he ejaculates inside his pants and/or on the Touchers face.
Oh man, you are definatly the best plum toucher after that.
by The Plum Toucher January 1, 2012
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Plum Sauce

The runoff from a sexual session in which the prolapsed anus of a willing participant is hammered to the point of anal fissures forming causing blood to pool into the prolapse. This mixes with the fecal matter present in the prolapsed area and the resulting sticky white love piss of the external aggressor. Creating a purple hued substance known as plum sauce.
She gave me a jar of plum sauce, straight from the bowels of hell!
by weazelbeast January 24, 2019
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Plum Tree

a tree full of sad discordians
most of them are in love with fictional characters they will never meet
they need to get a life
wow the plum tree is such a sad sight
by cody69420 October 11, 2021
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Plum Borough

it's literally just a shit show. a town in pennsylvania where nobody can get their stuff together and do things they think make them hard asses.
"lmao imagine living in the ghetto"
"lmao imagine living in plum borough"
"same thing retard"
by One Local NIbba July 18, 2019
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Plum Pudding Riots

In 1647, they tried to ban Christmas in Canterbury, England.

This led to the Plum Pudding Riots.

The Puritan government tried to cancel Christmas and insisted that shops be open on Christmas Day.
Few shops opened and the locals of Canterbury decided to play football instead with inflated pig bladders. The mob ripped through the streets of Canterbury paying particular attention to breaking windows. A game of football had turned into a full-blown riot. Plum pudding, mince pies and ale were enjoyed by most all.
Ban Christmas? Have you not heard of the Plum Pudding Riots?

Plum pudding with cream, spotted dick with custard, roly-poly with jam, gooseberry tart with ginger or hobnobs with chocolate?

Euphemism with sauce, please.
by Option 22 December 23, 2019
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Mr. Plum

When a girl is simultaneously taking a shit and sucking a dick
I walked in on my girl taking a dump and received a Mr. Plum
by Mrs. Plum May 29, 2019
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