Norwegian Piss Missile

When you hold your pee for as long as possible then proceed to peel your significant others lip back, place your penis on their gums, and piss all over them.

Tony gave a mean Norwegian Piss Missile on Tuesday.

by freddiepibbs May 31, 2025

Norwegian Gargle Tones

It's like Hungarian throat singing, only Norwegian.

I wish my friends would appreciate ny Norwegian gargle tones and not say it's fake.

by EliSoFlyy May 4, 2020

Norwegian facepaint

When you shit on your hand and paint your partners body and especially face with the shit.

She had a shit fetish so i gave her a Norwegian facepaint.

by Facepant March 23, 2024

Norwegian Pincer

A Connect-4 move that involves 3 horizontal tokens in a row with two empty valid places next to the row of tokens. Since the other player cannot win, it serves as a signpost for loserville for the other player.

"Damn, he hit me with the Norwegian Pincer" - Other Player

by Jyenormous May 19, 2024

Norwegian joy

When a 6'5 Scandinavian sticks an icicle up your butt

I wanted sex but he insisted on a Norwegian Joy.

by Waltham56 August 8, 2023

The Norwegian housewife

Are you tired of cooking breakfast, doing the yard work, and having your sexual urges satisfied? if so this is the thing for you! first take your best wood cutting axe (the bigger the better!) and stick it firmly in your wife's anus, then have her cut the wood with her anus. at the same time she will be cooking your pancakes, and because every good housewife is a multi-tasker she will also be gargling your man sausage. so enjoy!

"my wife has been slacking her duties, so I had her shape up and gave her The Norwegian Housewife!"

by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010

Norwegian Bell Thrust

When you make the white bitch legally intoxicated so you can bend her over in front of your annoying coworker.

“Aye bro, you got the alc? I’m tryna Norwegian Bell Thrust fyneshit in front of this annoying twink.”

“Yeah bro, I got you.”

“Bet bro.”

by Rosa Parks is the goat March 25, 2025