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NOOB

Person born with his head in his ass...
ME: Look at that guy...
Random Guy: He's a total NOOB...
ME: Sure is
by Ingvar May 17, 2011
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noob

Some one who is nooby, coming from the word noobish, which is derived from the french word nu-b-o. Usually either a 40 year old virgin that lives in their moms basement or a hunter corio that has no friends and plays MW2 complaining about lag switchs, mods, hackers, and corner campers.
Watch out, there's a noob behind that bush!
by chronic giin December 21, 2009
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noob

You're such a newb. Why don't you take off on your noob rocket.
by Rod Prieto March 25, 2007
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noob

Someone who knows better yet still does things as if they are new to the experience. Mostly used in reference to computer games, formus, or blogs.
Selaria attempts to make an easy jump from 1 platform to another and is unable to accomplish this, even though she has been playing the game for over a year. This is a noob!
by Amalar September 20, 2008
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noob

when someone is totally retarted, and just cant get things when everyone else can.
the person can tend to be slow, as in sloooow
u need to define words all the time just so you can have a conversation.
someone who puts a helmet on and has the strap in front of their goggles..thats a noob
m0oks: "like omg Chamroeun ur such a noob"
chamroeun: "SOOooOO"

she actually knows she's a noob
by m0oks August 28, 2008
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noobs

boobs that are sooo small that there are only nipples for boobs. imagina a 5th graders boobs, aka noobs.
WOW..your girl has some noobs, im surprised wen u feel her up u dont feel her down...
by the slutzky April 23, 2003
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noob

an offensive term or a name to put someone down.
Jordan: omg i love silkroad and buzz.
Zac: yeah and your a noob.
by andrews hair February 20, 2008
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