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Noah

A very messed up man that performs numerous pedophilic acts every day such as touching and raping little boys. He also goes by the name Richard Dickinson aka Dick Dickinson, he chose this name because it sounds like Richard has his dick (penis) inside of his son.
Noah Dequir is a very messed up man who touches children
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Noah

Noah Issa hoe
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Noah

One who is extremely cocky. Noah's love to hunt and shoot guns. Noah's often believe that they are much funnier than they really are. Not very attractive; however, some women can be drawn to Noah. VERY touchy feely, loves to flirt and touch others. Average hair depending on the cut. Not very tall. Extremely aggressive, especially with his friends. Trys to control everything.
Tom: "STEVE COME."
Steve: "fuck of Tom you're acting like a total Noah right now"
by Tentherton February 17, 2015
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Noah

Noah is the biggest fucking weeb on the entire planet, like seriously what the actual fuck.
Guy 1 : What's your favourite show?
Noah : Naruto
Guy 2 : Shut the fuck up noah, no one was asking you. Fucking weeaboo.
by Aksis_LordAndSiva August 22, 2017
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Noah

by Pusssyasssnigggga February 21, 2017
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Noah

Ladies: beware this man. He is the Devil. He will lure you in with deep expressions of love, only to drop you in an instant with no explanation. He will not only break your heart, he'll spit on it, do an Irish jig on top of it, toss it in a blender and hit "purée." He'll treat you like a prostitute and disrespect you. He'll try to control you. He will never be able to give you unconditional love. Do NOT trust him! His intentions are not evil, but his heart is shrouded in darkness and can't accept love. He's a lost cause. If you meet a Noah, run gurl!
Noah is the unintentional devil incarnate. You've been warned.
by Lululemonade September 19, 2014
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Noah

"wow! noah is microscopic!"
by wulfenite November 10, 2018
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