The Best Parts Of A Woman

It is commonly accepted by layman that the best parts of a woman are the "boobs, vagina, and butt". However, only the most enlightened intellectuals will realize that this is—in fact—wrong. The best parts of a woman is actually her feet and toes, as indicated by Scottish philosopher David Hume 300 years ago.

Me: What are the best parts of a woman?
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 7, 2022

Part Time Baller

Someone who is a baller, but only until their tax refund money runs out.

They usually buy a new car and new things and then lose it all around June.

75% of all car repos are from part time ballers.

Wait til june, that part time baller wont be in the club.

by SmoothLog February 26, 2020

part-time whore

A person who sleeps around on the weekend when intoxicated, to get intoxicated.

Scottys being a Part-time whore this weekend

by tja5683 September 16, 2018

Mermaid Shell Parts

Mermaid Shell Parts- Is a half circle shape hair part used in lore of the traditional box shaped part. The technique is often used when braiding hair.

My styles suggested that instead creating box shaped parting for my braid that we create mermaid shell parts.

by L Blunt February 6, 2021

Lego Part 32557

Google it.

"Bro she said mine is the same size as Lego Part 32557!" "Damn dude!"

by R.I.E. September 17, 2022

Part-Time Gay

someone who does gay things and says they are gay but get mad when you call them gay

billy is a part-time gay, he gets mad when i call him gay but does gay stuff.

by Doggo_boi21 October 12, 2022

Weird Part Of Youtube

It is like the Deep Web or Dark Web of YouTube. Normally reached by consistently clicking on "Suggestions" or "Recommended Videos."

I went from a Minecraft theory .
to a video about how "The Day Curious George Escaped the Nazis".
I knew I entered the Weird Part Of YouTube.

by TheAllMightyChihuahua January 29, 2018