Next level Mahoney logic

1) Over-thinking something to the degree that your eventual course of action is the exact opposite of the standard approach to a problem or solution
2) Self convincing that is designed to make your solution palatable, even if it contradicts well established protocols that are evidence based

Resident1: The patient has an abscess on his back and a blood sugar in the 300s but the attending decided that he wants to bring his blood sugar down before draining the infection, just in case

Resident2: Really? The elevated blood sugar is due to the infection. Draining it should reduce the blood sugar. And the attending wants to correct this first? Wow, that's some next level Mahoney logic.

by BCH Resident November 16, 2011

See You Next Thursday

write it as if you were writing a text "c u n t"

jim: your such a fucking gay c'ya
dave:See You Next Thursday

by Ashley Summers September 10, 2005

Next level butt touching

Grabbing someone's butt, aggressively and very sexually. Usually accompanied by a hot makeout sesh.

Tiffany: oh yesterday josh and I were making out and he squeezed my butt!

Lacey: OH GIRL YOU'RE ON SOME NEXT LEVEL BUTT TOUCHING

by Trishaaaaaaaa May 20, 2013

See You Next Tuesday

A way to call your friends a cunt in front of other people.

“See you next Tuesday! ”
“See you next Tuesday” she said “don’t call me a cunt!” He replied

by UngaUnga March 28, 2021

Jet life to the next life

To be on the Jet setter to the day that you die

man ima be jet life to the next life forever man

by Lil Web April 07, 2011

catch me in the next town

an expression meaning, find me at the nearest gay club and wait in the bathroom for me.

i was walking down the street in my hot pants and some guy in a car yelled " yo baby catch me in the next town" so i got my condom and went down to the club.

by madeleine rinker May 27, 2008

C U Next Tuesday

You dont wanna call that lady a cunt. So call her a C U Next Tuesday. You want your buddy to know what you really think, tell him that lady is a C U Next Tuesday.

That customer was a C U Next Tuesday.
My ex girlfriend is a C U Next Tuesday.
You are being a C U Next Tuesday.
Will you please stop being a C U Next Tuesday.
School, church, work, family dinner, whenever you feel the need to drop the C-bomb, now you can.

by ActionJem August 02, 2008