natural selection

when an event occurs naturally, especially involving animals

John: I hit and killed a deer today.
Paul: I think that's illegal.
John: How? Isn't it natural selection anyway? I naturally hit it?

by WiseElf October 12, 2015

Nature Peel

Nature Peel(ing) is the act of masterbation outdoors, generally in a more rural or private location.

I love to hike up to the top of the mountain and Nature Peel.

by RyanDotGorge February 15, 2020

Natural Dome

Striking the genital area with extreme force, inducing a feeling similar to nicotine.

Jeff just gave Jonah the biggest natural dome!
Shut the fuck up before I dome you!

by Long_Schlonger August 1, 2019

Natural Witch

Born this way. Usually genetic, like mother, grandmother had witch tendencies. Can perform magickal acts by speaking out loud. Manifests, summons without the use of magickal tools. Usually psychic. Uses forms of divination to read and/or for people. People are drawn to natural witches like magnets. A natural witch is often not aware of their gifts. May glamour people unconsciously. Young natural witches may feel the world is full on coincidences when they are really signs. Usually attracted to like minds. Can sense feelings of others and harmful future events. Usually have a dramatic dream life. A natural witch doesn't have to study to learn witchcraft. A natural witch shows psychic gifts as a young child but may not reveal their gifts for fear of harm.

Sandy was a natural witch and told her daughter that soon a young man would come and rescue their car stuck in the sand in a jeep with a winch. A few minutes later a surfer in a jeep drove up and asked, "are you ladies stuck in the sand?

I have a winch".

by MagickDragon December 1, 2020

Nature Crumbs

Bits of dried leaves, twigs, dirt, etc., usually in a crushed form.

After I had gotten up off the sidewalk, my friend pointed out to me, "You have nature crumbs on your butt."

by ChucktheBassdrum October 7, 2008

natures suitcase

The vagina is referred to as Natures Suitcase only in situations of concealing some thing they don't want to be found by a third party, aka the "police". This area can hold an enormous amount and is highly versitile, but like any suitcase, a dog can sniff it out and a warrant is needed to open it.

Jenny, we are getting pulled over by the cops, hide my drugs in your natures suitcase!

by Canine Dozer July 17, 2016

packin nature

Packing a bowl on the DL with the dankest of the dank.

"You lit yet? "

"Nah, just packin nature."

"Then smoke some tree for me, Fam."

by Mr. Bones November 4, 2017