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murphy's law

The stupidest, most nonsensical "theory" ever. If it's a joke it isn't funny.

"Anything that can go wrong, will." What the fuck does that mean? I mean I wake up every morning and drive to work in my piece of shit car. I haven't gotten into an accident and my car has never broke down. There you have it I beat the stupid theory.

One of the most common examples that I hear is when stuck in traffic the other lanes around you will move faster than the lane you're in. What? What about the people in the other lanes, why doesn't this bullshit law apply to them? I could name some more examples but frankly it isn't worth it.
by aldwardo November 03, 2006
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murphy brown

a woman (usually older) that is generally unattractive but nonetheless makes you horny
"check out condi rice giving bush a BJ. she's a murphy brown"
by Phil January 25, 2005
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John Murphy

Wow, you go to a prep school and live in Massachusetts. What a John Murphy
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murphy's law

Murphy Lee's new shiz Murphy's Law is off da heez fo sheez.
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murphy's law

Everything that could possibly go wrong will. The only reason that this is sometimes true is because everybody that believes it has a really pessimistic view on life, and if you have a positive attitude good things will happen.
I called a girl up and asked her out on a date. I got diarrhea, I lost my job, my car crashed, I was 2 hours late, and when I got there she had already left on a date with another guy. So I came home, told my hot roommate, and we ended up fucking all night long.
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dirty murphy

like a dirty o'brien, but using King Edwards
James O'Hanrahan was fresh out of Jersey's, so he improvised the dirty o'brien, as she was a very accommodating chav
by Woolfy January 07, 2005
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