mung

it means to stick your penis in someone’s right nostril and ejaculate in it
My girlfriend asked me to mung in her.
I am a mungger
by shyguy274 May 02, 2024
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Mung

Another word for Smegma or dick cheese. Mung is the crusty stuff that appears around your dick tip after you bust a nut and don't clean it.
Dude, I was running out of food, but I realized I can just eat my mung.
by munglord69 May 05, 2019
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candle munging

Basically all candle munging is you take you and group of friends to a graveyard dig up a deadbody(usually female) BUT! here's the twist while you and your buddies are fucking the deadbody you're also going to start performing the candeling process(sticking a candle up a vagina) so once you and your friends are done nutting in the rotting vagina you put the candle up the vagina and it melts the inside, and your friend is going to be eating all of the cum maggots and candle wax out of the vagina.
Hey bro, wanna go candle munging I found a really nice graveyard
by syncc March 26, 2024
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mung fish

mung fish is a term used for female who wipes back to front
look at that mung fish... her money box smells like smelly poo.... what a dummy fool with no brain...
by mungfish123 September 08, 2021
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mung river virus

makes you go delirious and it makes you crawl naked on all fours with a shopping bag. it also makes you say MUNG MUNG MUNG!!!
hes got mung river virus stay away.
by BudhaDOg October 08, 2021
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The Medellin Mung Bean

When you’ve done a bunch of blow, you get up a good thick loogey, and spit it on your partner’s asshole before you fuck it. Lube + numbing agent. Alternatively called The Colombian Mung Bean.
We were so horny and so high on coke, I figured I might as well give her the Medellin Mung Bean so we could really turn the heat up with some anal sex.
by Lucky Pierre 2022 August 04, 2022
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Scrunge-a-munge

A dirty person who keeps a filthy house. This is a pet type name for that person, rather than being derogatory.
Oh grandpa, you’re such a scrunge-a-munge, it’s endearing.
by Mama Lucinda January 09, 2022
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