mini coma

1. A relatively short coma.
2. An extremely long nap, greater than an hour, generally occurring in the middle of the day. (after work, after school, mid-afternoon)

Guy 1-"Yeah... i came home from school and i fell into a mini-coma"
Guy 2-"Mini coma? Dont you mean nap?"
Guy 1-"Naps aren't supposed to be 4 hours long."
Guy 2-"oh i guess you're right"

by Haneef January 5, 2008

mini penis

Aka the cliterious.

Natem: Dude, did you suck Jessica's mini penis? Steve: NO DUDE STOP CALLING IT THAT.
Nate: That mini penis was delicious!

by scooby_snacks_nate October 25, 2008

The Mini Apple

Quite simply, it's a nickname for the city of Minneapolis, in the state of Minnesota. It's a refrigerator during the winter months. It gets very cold there. One symbol of the city is a big apple with icicles dangling on the sides, coming down from a layer of ice on top. The people of Minneapolis take great pride in enduring the winters up there.

The Mini Apple is a nice city to be in.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 11, 2008

Frosted Mini Spooners

Noun: Frosted Mini Spooners- Generic cereal made by Malt-O-Meal, modeled after Shredded Mini Wheats.

Sexual Act: Frosted Mini Spooner- A midget slathered in semen, hugging you as you sleep.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooners.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooner.

by Tazfan800 October 21, 2007

femi-mainists

A specific type of person of female sex persuasion who; doesn’t date men or lesbian females. Femi-mainists are best classified as the exact opposite of bi-sexual. This type of person usually doesn’t talk much because she does not like male attention. They prefer the company of other femi-mainists but since it can be hard to find others that hold this same set of values they often can be found playing halo on an Xbox in there house alone. Isolation and video games are key aspects of this type of person and femi-mainists will always be a female.

A femi-mainists bares close resemblance to a female “video game geek” with the one exception on the strict practice of only playing Halo and an obsession with the master chief.

The femi-mainist movement was given birth shortly after the release of the first Halo and continued to prosper after the release of Halo 2. Femi-mainists are becoming more and more a rarity and with the upcoming release of Halo 3 they will all but become invisible to the public eye as they well all retreat into an underground network of tunnels where they will live out the reminder of their lives playing Halo. Their moms will need to play a much larger role in providing for their well being while they are lost in Halo.

Jake: "Wow Kristin plays a lot of halo on her Xbox!"
Kevin: "Ya I know, she's such a femi-mainist!"

Antonia: "Did you know I’m a lesbian?"
Kevin: "Really?"
Antonia: "Well no I’m not actually."
Kevin: "Oh that’s a good thing because if you were then you would not be a femi-mainist. Femi-mainists don’t like men or lesbians; they just like the master chief."
Antonia: "Kevin! What the hell are femi-maisists?
Kevin: "Well Antonia I put a definition on the urban dictionary. Maybe you should try looking it up in your free time or something. Please don’t kill me!”
Antonia: "Ok I'll let you live this time but dont let it happen again or you shall feel my wrath. And leave Kristin alone, she is busy beating halo 2 for the 99999999'th time and doesn't want any distractions...espesialy one as distracting and attractive as you."
Kevin: "Oh Antonia!"
Antonia: "Oh Kmo!"
****the rest has bean censored due to graphic adult content****

by Kmo January 9, 2007

Mini Project

This is a term commonly used by lazy people that like to buy themselves time before doing a simple piece of work. The term was originally invented as an alternative to 'business as usual' so that those unable to do these simple pieces of work did not feel small or stupid.

"It is a mini project, it needs requirements. No its not a search, it is an email"

by I'm actually a real witch! September 8, 2009

mini coop'd

When you think you see a parking spot from afar, only to pull up to it and realize there's a mini cooper there! You couldn't see it before because the car next to the mini cooper was blocking your vision. You become angry. VERY angry.

Driver: "Doh my god, awesome parking spot ahead!"
(driver pulls up to spot, sees a mini cooper occupying it)
Driver: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Passenger: "You just got mini coop'd!!!"

by laubau September 3, 2011