Metrosexual

Just a gay man who can’t get laid

Alan: I’m not gay, I’m metrosexual
Charlie: that’s just a gay man who can’t get laid

by Nt789 August 22, 2021

mateosexual

Mateosexual is when a person hates being horny but is usually horny and sometimes hard.. that’s if you have a penis If not just imagine one

sprotosy: hey look at mateo I heard he recently came out as Mateosexual
Dave:that’s cool

by myku March 4, 2022

Melosexual

A sexual and emotional attraction to LaMelo Ball only.

I think I might be Melosexual, other guys just don’t do it for me.

by jojo7777 August 25, 2022

Metrosexual

Having intercourse on a train. Amaglamation of "metro" and "sexual."

John took Emily into the bathroom on Amtrack and had intercourse with her, it was a fun metrosexual experience.

by revoLucian1776 February 28, 2024

metrosexual

The attraction to anyone good looking on the metro to the extent of waking up early in attempt to hopefully catch the same metro as her again :)
The tendency of an individual to be hitting on every possible option on the metro increases with how qualitatively metrosexual they are. (Yes, metrosexuality increases with how down bad someone is)

X: James is a crazy metrosexual, it’s so funny how you can’t have a conversation with him on the metro without his eyes flitting over the place.

Y: I’m pretty sure he’s down bad, especially since he ended his LDR recently. But I didn’t realise he was this down bad to be catching the early metro just to see a girl he didn’t even know on the same metro.

by niceknowingyaaa June 4, 2025

Metrosexual

Marcel.

That man be moving like Marcel, a Metrosexual.

by Wow4reel June 24, 2025