coffee in the morning

coffee in the morning means you just had a sex hook-up the night before and the person you banged stayed the night

Daniel, "Hey you wanna come over tonight and chill?"
Ilana, "Only if coffee in the morning comes with it."

*Ilana wants to have sex with Daniel and stay the night*

by happyefi September 15, 2016

Last morning

Somewhere between 'last night' and 'this morning'; When you're up so late that you don't go to bed until after the sun has come up.

Bro 1: You should have gone home with that girl last morning.

Bro 2: Not a chance, bro. I can't get my freak on when the birds are chirping.

by slim415 December 15, 2009

Morning Guilt

Feelings of dissapointment and being ashamed in oneself because of your actions during the night. Morning Guilt usually occurs from either waking up with no money in your wallet, hungover, a ticket, hook-ups/creeping/drunk texts, not remebering what you said to people at the bar, but mostly not accomplishing anything on the weekend. Morning guilt can last up to an hour or until the next East Stroudsburg University weekend.

"Hey man do you have morning guilt?"
- "Yeah"
"Do you want to start drinking again?"
- "Yeah"

by 2nd St. House April 29, 2011

corn for the morn

when one consumes a powdered narcotic, such as ketamine or the drone - that one has also consumed the night before - in the morning, frequently off the corner of a credit/debit card for better facilitation.

'shit man theres still some k left'
'best have a corn for the morn then'

by general fiasco May 19, 2010

Morning Trick

A working gay male who visits a rent boy in the morning before he goes to work.

These men are often in the closet and in a straight marriage or relationship, and so would be unable to make excuses for going out in the evening to visit a rent boy.

Ryan: "Dude, why are you getting up so early? Aren't you hung over?"
Mike: "Yeah, but I wanna catch a couple of morning tricks before breakfast."

by flozz August 23, 2008

Morning Marble

The female analog to morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris. Usually results in the morning rape of her significant other, or some random passer-by.

Woke up with morning marble today... surprised the shit out of the mailman.

by alfalfa31 January 30, 2016

Morning wood

When a man wakes up to go pee in the morning and misses the toilet because his Woody is happy asf

*birds chirping* *guy yawning*

Guy: good morning sunshine

* Walks to the toilet and pulls down pj's*

Guy: I just need to pee real quick then I'll go to work. *pissssssssssss* *misses*

AWWWW FUCK NOT AGAIN, I GOT FUCKING Morning Wood

by Just_a_guy_named_grandpa April 9, 2016