blob of person shaped misery

A Sentient blob of person shaped misery (BOPSM) is often used to describe a person of a minimal existence. This person is often a drain on those around them and can suck the "fun" out of any situation. They find it extremely difficult to succeed in their daily doings and in turn take out this frustration by draining the energy of those around them.

Adam: Lets get fucking drunk!
Mike: naw, i got hw.. and a meeting and then another meeting. whateva.
Adam: Mike, your a bitch.
Mike:well i dont know what im doing tonight.
Adam: I am trying to make plans with you... that is what your doing tonight?
Mike: well ill let you know... i might work or something or have to have dinner with my family or something. im a loser.
Adam: fuck your just a blob of person shaped misery

by agarts1 January 13, 2011

cpr x misery

a tiktok song that is VERY EXPLICIT

CPR X MISERY BEST PART
Tight as a vi^^^n boy don’t get nervous (tight)
I’m here to serve you customer service (right)
I save d^^k by giving it CPR (I save d^^k by giving it CPR, YES)
Put my mouth on it like CPR (let’s make p^^^ and watch it on VCR)

by ichxco February 11, 2022

misenthrope

Similar to "hater", but an old British term.

There is a play called "The Misenthrope", and if it were today, maybe it would be called "the hater"!

"You are a misenthrope for proclaiming that Lord Farthington wedded a tart"

by Jeremy Whiting January 27, 2005

misewell

misewell means "might as well" and is used by girls who receive a 1210 or lower on their SATs.

tor: I am driving by your house.

katrin: Well you misewell come in and watch Monkeybone.

by katrinity May 20, 2004

moises

The gayest guy you know

yo Tai is the moises of all our friends

by maddipod October 23, 2010

moie moie

I want that now.

Moie moie, I want that cheesecake!

by laurencarakelsi February 7, 2003

mise

A delightful yet unexpected event.

Mise, my balls dropped!

by SiggaFool April 3, 2003