Missile Poded

To be killed by a direct impact from a missile pod missile in the games Halo 3 and Halo Reach

I was going to kill that guy, but this noob missile poded me

by P90 Killer January 1, 2012

wand of magic missile

The name of a penis of a nerdy friend.

“Wait is that a wand of magic missile in your pocket or is that a pencil.”

by Dune_fucker June 1, 2018

Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

by SaniElet March 26, 2021

cruise missile

A big cock

He wished his cruise missile was in Allison

by Anonymous1+32 June 8, 2023

MAson the missile

Worse than a skunk spraying on a garbage can. He is a terrible youtuber. dont sub. if you are, unsub.

The name of a human who is a dooshbag is Mason the Missile. He's ugly and ha -2000000 rizz.

by Noahdictionaryguy November 30, 2023

Arming the missile

1. Foreplay
2. Priming the peen
3. Hardening the hammerhead

1. My wife is always arming the missile without trying
2. First we work on arming the missile, then we are “disarming the missile”

by JarRodTophIley April 30, 2024

Hypersonic Missiles

Yeah, I saw those. Those were fuckin sick! I like the sound they make when the zip off like that. Sounds super futuristic. Pretty cool. Make sure you click that Dead Hand on or... I assume that's something you'd leave on but still...

Hym "Yeah those Hypersonic missiles were dope."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2025