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isanti, Minnesota

Isanti is a quiet town, everything is nice and peaceful, the kids will be playing and people are nice. There are no drugs there and everyone is nice and happy!

That being said, everything i said is a bullshit lie

Everyone sucks even me, I'm the worst, the kids are out smoking Marijuana veryone treats you like shit and people want to commit suicide. This is a loud county and will always be loud, such it up and fucking deal with it.
I live in isanti, Minnesota and it socks asd
by A little sack of crap July 17, 2021
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Minnesota

Minnesota is the Land of 10,000 lakes, liberals, and Lutherans
by Neshek46 February 7, 2009
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Minnesota Lightswitch

Minnesota Lightswitch Time (With finger extended) Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh
by PeterSpiderman January 30, 2009
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Minnesota State University, Mankato

A sausagefest masquerading as a "University" in the small town of Mankato, MN. This is primarily a party school for the kin folk in the upper midwest and elsewhere. High rate of STD's and alcohol poisoning. Sucks in sports and sucks in academics. The school mascot is a bull named "Stomper". A fucking BULL! I say that's BULL-SHIT! Fuck you, Stomper!
Brian: Hey Travis, did you get accepted in the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities?
Travis: Nah, man, they rejected me coz my SAT's were shit
Brian: Looks like your only option is Minnesota State University, Mankato.
Travis: That fucking sucks.
by watermelawn March 21, 2017
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austin minnesota

Austin Minnesota is the definition of death. It is infested with crackheads and violence. They are known for there good soccer players but there football team absolutely sucks
Don’t go to Austin Minnesota . Unless you like crack or violence STAY AWAY!
by Shortgirly235 January 14, 2018
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Chatfield, Minnesota

A small dinky town on the outskirts of Rochester, MN. It will soon be absorbed by the hungry beast that is Rochester. It is home to a Skippy grocery store and it is home to the only stoplight in fillmore county. It is a bedroom community for those who work in nearby Rochester. The only sustainable businesses are Subway, the grocery store, and the gas station. The recently added liquor store seems to be drawing many new residents to the small town. Also, it's pristine golf course might just be good enough for some of the local pros living in the area.
"Hey man let's go to Chatfield, Minnesota."
"Well, only if we can knock over the Subway and get drunk at the Liquor store."
by Chatty-town January 13, 2009
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Minnefabulous

A nickname for Minneapolis referring to it's LGBT population and culture (noun) or something LGBT-related happening there (adjective).
Twin Cities Pride is Minnefabulous!
by hry85 May 5, 2012
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