Minnesota Apple Pie

The Minnesota apple pie

When you collect a female’s period blood and pour it into her anal cavity. Then you lube your penis and it layer it with bread crumbs. Then you proceed to anal fuck her so the period blood covers your penis so it makes a layer of breadcrumbs and blood. Lastly, the female starts sucking your penis completing the Minnesota Apple Pie.

I was hitting jessica with that Minnesota Apple Pie the other night and it was great!

by Autismo the retardo February 19, 2020

Minnesota Style Skiing

The act of spiking your cocoa and falling down the stairs. For maximum Bro points, perform backwards and make sure to slam your head on a wall located at the bottom of the staircase.

Hey Boys, Sean just went on his second Minnesota Ski run of the night, and this one was for max bro points! He really is the Bode Miller of Minnesota Style Skiing!

by Tyrown Sratchmarks on Yur Back November 05, 2012

Minnesota Lunch Bag

the act of a man shitting into a woman's vagina and stapling it shut

Yeah I Minnesota Lunch Bagged dat bitchh

by big dawggggggg March 05, 2012

Minnesota Foot Soldier

A close relative of the 'Clevelend Steamer' and the 'Hot Carl,' the 'Minnesota Foot Soldier' is a sexual act wherein a partner defecates then steps barefoot in their own defecation. The other partner then licks the first partner's feet and sucks their toes.

Since we just had corn for dinner, can we do the Minnesota Foot Soldier tonight, dear?

by Conscious Pilot March 06, 2008

Minnesota Shower Rod

When a male truck driver takes a Viagra and experiences an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, he then has sex repeatedly in a 4x6 hotel shower trying to relieve his massive boner.

After my long drive to Minneapolis, I had me one hell of a Minnesota Shower Rod when I saw my mistress.

by xah639 February 12, 2013

University of Minnesota Duluth

It’s a place where all the white bitches so they can take pictures at the lift bridge every weekend.

Guy1: did you see that girl post the lift bridge on her story again?
Guy2: yea it’s cause she goes to the University of Minnesota Duluth

Guy1: dumb bitch

by Redheads.don’t.got.souls April 11, 2022

minnesota mud monkey

when you’re giving a rim job and the girl takes a shit right in youre mouth

bro that girl was so fine! she even gave me a minnesota mud monkey

by mudmunk69 May 17, 2021