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Milking Parlor

When a female kidnaps multiple men and holds captive until at least having eight in custody. At this point she places each in a head gate where they are able to eat a high protein ration. Meanwhile the woman attaches a modified set of milking equipment and removes the semen from each male. This is repeated twice a day for years, until each male dies off or has to be put down.
Isn't is sad what happened to Jeremy? Eight years ago he went missing, and they found his body last week in a milking parlor.
by Awesome sauce 69 June 16, 2018
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minging

Used to describe someone who is extremely desperate for sex but highly unlikely to get any due to being a dead ringer for Bill Gates aged 14 and female.
Fred: "Hmm,(hic), she's quite tasty."
Joe: "Take your beer goggles off mate, she's minging!"
by High Priest Ramases September 24, 2004
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I'm about to milking my nuts when i get home
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sucking the cold ass powdered titsicle of your mum, or brother
Steve stop milking dad!
by immadouchecanoe May 9, 2019
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A fatass bitch that is ugly and hangs around with pigs
Milina
by rollinpeace May 21, 2018
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mingin'

kate kate kate kate, the fat whore from harris ctc
by uggh look at her July 5, 2003
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minging

To be performing badly or not up too scratch, especially in sports.
"Yo, bro, the other team was minging last nyt"
by Special K January 20, 2004
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