A Miles Rendallson

A Miles Rendallson is when you go to finish and spaff on the back of your sisters head but instead a little bit of poo comes out

Ahhh wtf mate, did you just a miles rendallson on my sons chest

by Poon pulvirizer the 3rd February 11, 2018

Uganda Mile

This is a unit of measurement commonly used around the world. It is the distance from Sacramento, CA to Kampala, Uganda (9,278 miles). This unit of measurement is used in astrophysics calculations and canoe racing.

From Sacramento to Moscow, it is 0.625134727 Uganda Miles.

by HardcoreSodoku November 20, 2018

Nautical mileing

To define to what extent a person is talking complete utter shit.

Jamie will you stop nautical mileing again you've been on the conspiracy topic for over 4hours now can I finally take the kids to school ?

by Nautical mileing May 27, 2023

a man's mile

The distance to one's destination, regardless of unit of measurement.

"How far is it from New York City to LA?"
"About a man's mile."

by Random_Assortment_Of_Letters February 28, 2016

Miles Kirby

I’m going to miss him when he is miles away - intelligent, on road and packing - 100% boss

Road man 1 “Your Nan looks like a bit of a Miles Kirby”
Road man 2 “Well that is cause she is on road”

by hhbuhbo December 10, 2020

miles gloriosus

Latin for "bragging soldier." A person who continually boasts of his fighting capability, but the very nanosecond he finds himself in an actual fight, he turns tail and runs his ass out of town.

Bully: Well!? Who wants some!? I can snap a man in two with my fingers!
Fighter roughly his size: Sure thing, punk. *throws left hook*
Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.

by Intelligence001 November 22, 2019

8-mile

When you use a bicycle to paint 8 miles of Astroglide onto a road and then slip-and-slide down it with an erect penis.

Ben 8-miled yesterday and it did not go well.

by DeathAndMaxes March 05, 2020